Remove film from box and
load camera.
Remove film box from
puppy's month and throw in trash.
Remove puppy from trash
and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.
Choose a suitable
background for photo.
Mount camera on tripod,
check flash and focus.
Find puppy and take
dirty sock from mouth.
Place puppy in
pre-focused spot and return to camera.
8.Forget about spot and
crawl after puppy on knees.
Focus with one hand
while fending off puppy with other hand.
Get tissue and clean
nose print from lens.
Put cat outside and put
peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose.
Put magazines back on
coffee table.
Try to get puppy's
attention by squeaking toy over your head.
Replace your glasses and
check camera for damage.
Jump up in time to grab
puppy by scruff of neck and say- "No, no outside!"
Call spouse to help
clean up the mess.
Fix a drink.
Sit back in chair, put
your feet up, sip your drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and
"stay" the first thing in the morning.
