God Created the Spinone
The Dead Sea Scrolls
have revealed that Genesis should be translated as follows:
On the first day of creation, God created the Spinone.
On the second day, God created man to serve the Spinone.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth
(expecially the cow) to serve as potential food for the Spinone.
On the fourth day, Got created honest toil so that man could
labor for the good of the Spinone.
On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the Spinone might or might not
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the Spinone healthy and the man
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the Spinone.